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10 Ways to Have Fun with Boobs

Boob products?! Yes, this is an article about fun boob gadgets and products. If you are too young or too prudish to handle this, go and read something else.

Love boobs? I certainly do. Love
them. Love them. Love them.

If I could, I would spend all of my days lounging around under a palm tree, eating fried chicken breasts and playing with boobs.

Sadly, life is not like that. It’s hard for a man to spend his whole day surrounded by boobs… since by boobs, I don’t mean the idiots I work and live with.

So, to make life more enjoyable for my fellow men, I came up with the brilliant idea of finding the way that a man could play with breasts all day long and still get stuff done.

So here are my picks for the 10 Fun Ways to Play with Boobs:

• Click Away with the Boob Mouse

• I don’t know what the merchant is saying since I can’t read Japanese. But according to Gizmodo:”Now not only can you have a Busty Mousepad, you can have a busty mouse to go along with it. The mouse has two buttons and a scrollwheel—which part of a woman’s anatomy is that—and costs only $4.99 (1000 Yen). Though, the breasts look more like eyeballs than breasts, so it’s not that erotic. (See Boob Product)
• Shuffle Around the House with the Boob Slippers

Merchant for these Booby Slippers says:

“These Boob Slippers are the perfect gift for someone who needs pampering, even yourself! Made from 100% polyester they are very comfortable and definitely the softest boobs I have ever felt! Slip your sore tired feet into these warm comfy slippers and relax.” (Buy Boob Product)

• Change the Channel with the Boob Remote

Merchant for the Boob Shaped Remote Control product:

“With Removable Bikini Top For Channel Up & Down. Gives new meaning to the expression, “57 channels & nothing on!” Universal infrared remote with universal appeal. You’ll quickly get a feel for its classic shape. Bikini top flips up to reveal unique channel up-and-down buttons. Flip down bottoms for number and re-set controls. Compatible with nearly every brand of TV, VCR, cable box and red-blooded male ever made.” (Buy Boob Product via Sluch and CoolestGadgets)

• Support Your Wrists with the Boob Rest

Merchant for this ChestRest Mouse Pad product says:

“Studies have shown that proper use of ergonomics in the work place can significantly reduce the risk of bodily injury, including carpal tunnel. Currently, carpal tunnel accounts for 50% of work-related injury and a significant portion can be attributed to repetitive motion disorder caused by frequent mouse use. Wrist injury can be prevented or reduced by utilizing a properly designed ergonomic mouse pad. [With the chest rest,] wrist is supported by the valley in between the two gelatin mounds. (Buy Boob Product via Amused)

• Fry Up Eggs with the Boob Egg Mold

Merchant for this Boob Shaped Egg Fryer product says:

The boob egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine! Just right for that special breakfast!! How about serving up a boobie burger or a pair of pert pancake boobs…Erotic and eggciting!” (Buy Boob Product)

• Cover Your Eyes with the Boobie Blindfold

Merchant for this breast blindfold product says:

“Your Fantasy Starts Here! Can’t sleep? Blindfolds just got more entertaining with this boobie shaped blindfold, this boobie blindfold is designed to look like you have great big furry boobs as eyes. Made from 100% Polyester makes this boobie blindfold very comfortable and a must have for all boobie fans………pretty much every guy then!” (Buy Boob Product)

•  Take a Bath with the Bobbing Boobs Bath Plug

Merchant for this Boobie Bath Plug product says:

“A great little novelty to take to the bath with you. Lie in comfort and watch the boobies bob up and down on the surface. Make bath time fun!” (Buy Boob Product)

• Massage Your Tired Hands with the Boob Massager

Merchant for the Personal Vibrating Hand Massager product says:

‘”It’’s funny how men are drawn to breasts automatically. Whether it’’s touching or looking, you can guarantee an ample pair will mesmerize most men. So, what better form for a Men’s Personal Vibrating Massager than a boob? Our personal vibrating hand massager is a lovely soft squeezable material that vibrates when switched on, providing relief for stressed hands and overworked wrists. The Vibrating Hand Stress Reliever provides quick relief for your overworked hands, which can include - computer mouse strain - drinker’’s hand fatigue - writer’’s cramp - road rager’’s fist fatigue. It’s great for computer mouse strain..Drinker’s hand fatigue…Writer’s cramp.. Road ragers fist fatigue…Limp wrist syndrome or Solitary stimulation strain!! (Buy Boob Product)

•  Take a Shower with the Boob Soap Dispenser

I know you have probably seen these around all over the web so I wasn’t going to show them to you, but I LOVE them so much. I did not think my list would be complete without them, so here they are.

Merchant says about the Shower Breast product:

“Squeeze the boob to release the gel… Having a shower has never been so much fun!

Do you fancy fondling a pert pair of bosoms in the shower every day? Actually that’s probably a silly question….Shower Breasts are guaranteed to make you want to wash more often. This naughty nipple-topped pair attaches to your shower wall with the suckers provided, with each bosom having a compartment for shower gel, shampoo or conditioner. To dispense, simply squeeze away – but be warned, you could run out of shower gel very quickly…” (Buy Boob Product)

•  Light the Way with a Boob Lamp

Merchant for the Boob Lamp says:

“I know what you’re thinking dear reader, who needs any of those uber trendy mathmos lamps, eclipse lights or any other cool lighting gadgets when you could have your very own flashing boobie lamp? Don’t ever say that we don’t spoil you as this flashing boobie lamp measuring approximately 18cm in height just has to be the ultimate bachelor pad accessory. Hasn’t it?” (Buy Boob Product )

Well, there you have my picks for the top 10 best ways to play with boobies if you can’t play with the real ones.

I had a real hard time picking only 10 as there are so many great boobs and great breast products out there, so perhaps another day, I will share with you a few more. What do you think of my choices? Any boob products you think are even better?

Play it again, Sam

Imagine this. You’re getting frisky with your man. Things are heating up in bedroom. And suddenly, baam! Your man’s private parts have burst into music. It could happen, you know. Especially, if he’s using the new musical condom. Inserted with chip that plays a melody or even a recorded message when it’s… ahem…in the act. The patent has been filed for. Well! You have been warned.

Showing now

Remember “sex & the city”? We do. (Our hands shocking from withdrawal symptoms serve as a constant remainder). To feel up the void the new show left behind, two worthy successors have emerged. “Lipstick Jungle” with Brooke Shields, and “
Cashmere Mafia” with Lucy Liu. Both have fashion & sex thrown in for good measure. That works for us. So how soon can we get to see either of these shows? Anyone knows? Huh?

Funny Girl

If you like happy people, you’ll love new Moschino chip & chic collection. Using street art graphic & sprayed on funny faces, the clothing line is perfect for the fun loving fashionista. If you’ll excuse us, were going to go burst our piggy banks open.

God, This Smells Divine!

A new perfume called ‘virtue’, has hit stores abroad & like the name suggests, the fragrance has been derived from the bible & biblical scents. It’s for anyone seeking a connection with their maker . . . you know, God. Exactly how this works, we haven’t clue. May be its couple of squirts can spring the pearly gates open?

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